#Ari David

[sentientfloatingeyeball]

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

[literallymikewheeler]

oh my favorite trope? two people who love each other so much its like breathing

[the-garbanzo-annex-jr]

Source

The article this X thread was created from is at the Washington Free Beacon.

[renegadesstuff]

THEY ARE COMING HOME 🥹❤️

[twinktor-frankenstein]

Palmer in the Rei Ayanami with a gun shirt

[rubydoobles]

mini peter outerbridges!!!!

did the pob trifecta: ari, david, and william <3

they were super fun to doodle!! perhaps I shall shrink some more pouterbridge characters in the future….

[texaschainsawmascara]

coomgeneration on ig

[uselesstimetraveler]

ziva david + swimming + tailing

[agelessphotography]

Mick Jagger and David Bowie, The Prince’s Trust, Wembley Arena, Brian Aris, 1986

[jakelinestradlin]

♈character by david thewlis Sir Patrick Morgan / Ares

[tinky-dinky]

Just remembered something about NCIS that is very disturbing.

One of the main characters is an Israeli who often talks very fondly of Israel, which isn’t bad on its own, but factor in that she’s a Mossad agent whose father explicitly hates Palestinians…yeah. Ziva is almost certainly a Zionist and probably at least helped commit some crimes against humanity.

But that’s not what I’m talking about as being very disturbing. No, that would be Ziva’s half brother, Ari Haswari. Their father, Eli David, the head of Mossad, deliberately conceived Ari with a Palestinian woman so he could be a mole within Hamas. It seems very unlikely to me that a Palestinian woman would consent to having sex with the head of Mossad, so…yeah, nonchalant implication of the rape of a Palestinian woman. Fantastic start.

Oh, it gets worse. See, one of Eli David’s children is a good person who just wants to help people with NCIS and the other is an evil nasty terrorist who just wants to hurt people. Guess which one the half Palestinian Hamas mole is.

…yep. It’s what you’re thinking. They wrote that the Mossad agent is the good nice one and the half Palestinian one is the evil terrorist one.

Now, this plotline is from 2004/2005, and I don’t know what the general knowledge level of the Israeli colonisation and oppression of Palestinians was then, but the Ziva extols the virtues of Israel and is a good nice Mossad agent storyline continued until 2013. And they’ve just announced a spin off featuring her and Tony, because making a show where the main character is a proud Israeli Mossad agent is such a great idea right now.

Of course, we’re talking about NCIS here. This show and its spin off NCIS LA love a good Muslim terrorist cell plot. Ugh.

[doctorwhoisadhd]

shoutout to both david tennant AND jemma redgrave for doing the voices in the dw audiobooks they read

[mysticaltastemakerwitch]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DAVID TENNANT ❤️ 💙 💛 ♥️ 💕 04-18-1971

[callmebrycelee]

HAPPY 49TH BIRTHDAY, DAVID HARBOUR!!!

[spidercookie18]

David doesn't wear gloves to look cool. . . He wears them because he's autistic and doesn't like the way things feel.

[hannahwatcheshorror]

BEAU IS AFRAID (2023)

This is a trip of a movie and it is a long one at that so buckle up and bring snacks (no, not paint). Beau is Afraid and he damn well should be since the world is just sort of happening around him or to him but Beau is just kind of there. This is a little bit of an absurd comedy at parts but otherwise is just strange and weird to navigate.

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Trigger Warning Male Nudity, PTSD

Beau lives in a dangerous neighborhood with scary as fuck neighbors (though there is always a maintenance man in the hallway who doesn’t give a fuck either way as if the danger doesn’t touch him somehow). He is supposed to go visit his mother but the keys to his apartment get stolen and he isn’t sure how to proceed. What ends up happening is that the whole neighborhood breaks in and they trash his place, poor guy. Next day he calls his mom and finds out she is dead, chandelier to the head. Beau is having a bad day to be sure and it is about to get even worse when he is in the bathtub and a stranger literally falls on him (with a recluse spider on him) and Beau runs out into the street naked. This leads him to get hit by a car and stabbed!

He wakes up in a girls bedroom being taken care of by the family that accidently hit him with their car, apparently the father is a surgeon so he stitched Beau up himself… No hospitals here, and nothing suspicious or weird about that! He is a low-key captive here with his injuries. They have a daughter Toni who is very mean to him and eventually she drinks paint because she is really upset and this kills her?! It was wack, all I can tell you. The family blamed Beau for her paint sipping and sent Jeeves, the PTSD veteran after him. Among the forest folk (a traveling theatre company) Beau finds some comfort/discomfort in the play he watches about the long life of a man he sees as himself. Then Jeeves arrives and kills a bunch of people, Beau escapes.

Finally making it to his mothers home, he just misses her funeral. He is just in time to see the casket and her made up body with no head though and notes the birthmark on her hand. Then a girl he used to know and love stops by and he has sex with her but she dies while finishing on top of him which scares Beau badly. At this point his mother comes out of hiding. Beau’s mom faked her own death because she thought that Beau was being a bad son. Wack and a half. She hired her maid to die in her place and when Beau actually got to the house he recognized the birthmark on the maids hand and knew his mother was alive. They have a very terse conversation before mother drags Beau into the attic and…

Y’all. What? What did I just watch? Why was there a giant dick and balls monster? Is this a serious movie to be taken seriously? Apparently it is a horror comedy but to what end because that thing is just too much. Okay. So. In the attic, there is his brother who has been locked up there for years and, yes, you guessed it, a GIANT DICK AND BALLS MONSTER who happens to be Beau’s dad. Also Jeeves comes back but the dad kills him, so, thanks? I guess? Anyway, Beau leaves the attic because, I mean, duh. And then his mom is mean to him some more and he tried to strangle her. He says he is sorry but the shock from it kills his mom.

Then we are in a Truman Show-like world where Beau is being held in some cosmic court for his crimes against his mother. Richard Kind is there, not being very kind at all, telling him off for every even slightly naughty thing he had ever done to a crowd of spectators. Beau begged and pleaded but these fell on deaf ears. The trail was rigged. The movie ends after Beau is found guilty and is sunk for his transgressions against his mother. A somber end to a weird film.